I went camping for the last few days. Not wimpy camping, with an RV. This was 5 days straight go-savage-and-sleep-outside camping. My friends and I picked rocks out of our teeth and did things that would make Chuck Norris cry. Just kidding, but I did:
Exchange phone numbers during a concert
Go river rafting with some dude named Ryan
Buy a tie at a mall
Defend myself from an angry Crypt
Save a dying relationship
Dance to the Electric Slide
Headbang myself to a migraine
Find a girl that made me slightly regret California
Rap at a Denny's
Observed an orgasm via massage chair
Pay for it
Sing horribly, without having to be in a shower
Cut, slice, and dice potatoes
Learn some boss dance moves.
What a bomb time. Time bomb.[We had]
And I know I don't usually post about myself, but today is one of those days
that call for an exception.
I also added hands to this page.
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