Jean-Paul, You're an Animal

xFISHaww (9:03:51 PM): <3(:
solarpoweredspaz (9:13:30 PM): Your smileyface has a funny-looking tumor on his chin.


The government can print money, right? The government also knows that it can't print too much, because they lack in gold to back it up. I know, for a fact, that printing requires resources. And resources cost money. To print money.

"Wait, so.. Its costs money to print money?"

Yes, junior. Or does it?
See, printing money calls for the need of paper. Who has to buy that?
The government. Buys paper.
Now Jean-Paul, our imaginary paper vendor, brings paper to the government. What does he get for his paper? Money that was printed on with his paper. How strange is that?
Somehow, the government just ends up pulling a bit of the money that they're making anyways and gives it to Jean-Paul.
So does little Jean-Paul actually get anything for this? Idealistically, yes.
Materialistically, no. The government's gold stays in the same place and J.P. gets his paper back, only more green and dirty.


Oh yeah. Scientifically, you're not in control anymore.
Yeah, its shocking for us, but neurologists are slowly proving that making decisions for yourself is an illusion. Apparently, you think your brain is in control when your animal instinct is taking the wheel. (Which is all of the time.)
That's why you can't control attraction to someone or do anything without a reason. (And doing something without a reason to prove me wrong is a reason.)
But what will that do to society today? To religion? Scientists are just going to prove that we're animals, and no better than them.
How peculiar.

banANNIEsplit89 (10:21:41 PM): disclaimer:i do like the books and im sure ill like the movie, just not the riot
solarpoweredspaz (10:27:21 PM): ._.
solarpoweredspaz (10:27:24 PM): Of girls.
solarpoweredspaz (10:27:33 PM): Obsessive girls.
banANNIEsplit89 (10:28:16 PM): have you heard guys talk about video games ever? now thats obsessive.
solarpoweredspaz (10:28:55 PM): Hey, we don't cry when we see the Jonas brothers perform live.
solarpoweredspaz (10:29:02 PM): That's pathetic.
solarpoweredspaz (10:29:17 PM): :]
banANNIEsplit89 (10:29:19 PM): HAHAH!

YOU EVEN ABORTED A FETUS!!

In a sudden explosion of media:







"Your Ex-Lover Is Dead"

God that was strange to see you again
Introduced by a friend of a friend
Smiled and said 'yes I think we've met before'
In that instant it started to pour,
Captured a taxi despite all the rain
We drove in silence across Point Champlain
And all of the time you thought I was sad
I was trying to remember your name.









Rock Operas

Lifescales~

Everyone has something in their blogs about the presidential elections, along the lines of:
"I'm so happy/mad that Obama won."
"I should post about it. History is being made."
Annoying!
At first I was reluctant to say anything about the elections, until I found a new way.


Every successful man has some method of determining how bad his life sucks. In all hopes of becoming successful, I developed a system as well. It works like my music scale, a 0 being the worst and 10 being a good day. As the day crawls along, I rate each big event and either add or subtract it to my lifescale.
Whether you start your scale on 0 or 10 ultimately depends on how you look at life, however this step is where one might argue about where. See, if you were a pessimist would you start on a 0 or a 10? You might say, "0, of course!", but then the pessimist would be focused on good events to average the day out.
The pessimist wouldn't be able to start on a 10 either, because the day would then be started on a good note. Quite the controversy.
My conclusion?
The only way for my system to work is if pessimists start on a 10, but that 10 is everyone elses 0. In other words, pessimists score negative numbers to average their days out. My ladies and gents, I have just proven (conceptually) that your mood directly determines the quality of your day.

WHOA, WAIT!
Point 1: You have to see the glass as either half empty or half full. Thus, you are either optimistic or pessimistic without exception.
Point 2: Pessimists score negatives. In that case, optimists score above 10.
2nd Conclusion: Nobody has a normal day?

banANNIEsplit89 (5:28:37 PM): and ryan kwok sounds like a white boy raised by ducklings
banANNIEsplit89 (5:28:47 PM): and then eaten by asians
banANNIEsplit89 (5:28:50 PM): so watch yo back


Vickie will love this:
http://www.buenothebear.com/

Did you know?
Wikipedia has 473 bots. Whatever that means.
How would you count internet programs? Different functions? Different purchases? Someone enlighten me.

The Quirky Human Mind's Quirks of the Quirky Human Mind's..

I hate deja vus.
Out of nowhere, but from somewhere, they hit you like a rock to the face. An ANALOGY! Deja vus are like rocks that hit your face, my reasoning? Common symptoms.

1. When hit, you take a few moments to process what happened. (Making a face that resembles that of a domesticated animal.)

2. You look around, dumbly. "Who threw that?!?"
Nobody answers.

3. If such events are familiar to you, then chances are it wasn't the first time. The problem is the rock, hitting you so hard that you lose all of your long term memory. Like a deja vu.

The problem with deja vus is that you remember them...kind of. Because it is a deja vu, you ponder it. Not enough to remember the details, but enough to put into your memory bank. As a result, You set up another deja vu for when the same occurrence happens to you again, when your mind pulls the memory out (just a tiny bit) but cannot remember details.
So you aren't weird for having reoccurring deja vus, "I remember that I remembered this before!" its part of a complex and natural cycle of brain farts.

Gah!
I just had a deja vu of myself posting about deja vus. No joke.