The Mystery of the Chocolate Bunny

"Are you eating your broccolis? And your carrots. They make your eyes..smarter." said the cutely-fobbish Asian woman that my brother and I ran into in Southwest Airlines. She was talking to some little white girl with a chocolate bunny in her hand. Next to the girl was who appeared to be her father, a defensive-looking guy wearing a tanktop and a tattoo. "Only uncover the amount that you plan on eating!" Cries the fobbish woman, as the girl undresses the chocolate. The man looks kind of uncomfortable, while the girl smiles up at him and hands him foil waste. He smirks, but then does something odd- he gives the woman the foil.
That's when my brother starts to notice, as I ask him what relations these three have to each other. They weren't a family, for sure. The way the man and the woman talked was too detached- like how strangers would talk to one another. The girl was clinging to the guy's luggage, and the woman talked to her like she wasn't her kid.
But the stranger would give the foil to the mother, in in that situation. Odd.
This goes on for a little while longer until a new character bring herself into our attention; a white woman who looks like the mother of the child. Apparently, she was there, but remained unnoticed until the little girl knocked over her suitcase. That's when she stands next to the guy and cleans the messy choco-faced child.
Okay, we found the mom. So the guy must be the dad, and the fobby asian lady is meddling around because she wants a family but doesn't have one. But what about the foil exchange? We were determined to solve this mystery.
In the midst of our thought, the mom turns around and starts talking to the guy, the same way the guy was talking to the other lady. (Distant, like a stranger. Remember?)
We came up with another theory: All three people belonged to separate parties, and the child to the "mom" woman. As the line that we were waiting in moved forward, we became more and more sure of our theory until at the front of the line the little girl said she was finished with her chocolate bunny. The mom pulls out a ziplock bag while the asian lady says, "Thats why she always brings the ziplock bags when we travel." to the man. The girl then sits in a stroller chair that the asian lady pushes. (I don't know how we didn't notice that before.)
Lesbians! It had to be true. The other guy was just there, kind of buzzing around.
Everything pointed to it, all the facts matched up. If our theory was correct, the group would break off into two groups at the end of the line.

It was the moment of truth, as we reached the front of the line and the people at the baggage claim shouted, "Next up!" the two women glanced at the workers and made their way to the counter with their baby.

The only problem was that the guy was with them, a single party of one.
Got any theories? Comment me.



suhpaz (12:58:42 AM): am scared. of the dark.
suhpaz (12:58:47 AM): deathly so.
solarpoweredspaz (1:02:02 AM): I'm afraid of heights.
solarpoweredspaz (1:02:17 AM): No, I'm afraid of falling. Nobody's afraid of heights.

Coyotes are the Smartest Dogs

For you, honey! I'm sorry that it took so long.




'I am sixteen and May is talking to me on the phone. “All my boys are dogs,” she says. “One of them is a German shepherd, and that one I used to like, he's a wolf, and you're a coyote.”
“I'm not a coyote. I'm more of a cat... or, uh, a bear.”
“But if you were a dog, you'd be a coyote.”
“Yeah, but that's because coyotes are the smartest dogs.”

“All my boys are dogs. You, you're a coyote.”
I don't ask why.
“Because coyotes are like wolves, but not as strong. And they have bushy tails. But they fight anyway.”
May knows better than anyone that I am not strong, and that I have a bushy tail.' -SeeMyMask

December 19th, Vickie. Think about it.

Gravity is Only a Theory.

For a Proper Buche de Noel:
3 eggs with personality
1 flour baby
6 bad jokes
foul, foul chocolate.

What goes up always comes down, and the sky is blue. Yeah, I know you know. But are you sure?
Life is complicated, agreed? So is math. (The essence of the universe, remember?)
The way humanity figured out how life works can be compared to the way you would do a math problem. (One step at a time..)
However, the basis of what we know has been discovered by, very literally, cavemen.
That's like asking a baby to start off an algebraic equation, its kinda tough.
Unless you pick one of those superbabies, those ones that you see on Opera that graduate college by the age of 3.
My point is, these guys could have made a mistake in their "calculations", and what happens when you mess up in the beginning of an equation?

Superbaby says, "You get drastic changes in your final answer."
We as humans base things only as we perceive it. That's what limits human knowledge; human knowledge. For all we know, the sky isn't blue. Gravity is only a theory. There is no such thing as a year. E does not equal em-cee squared. Keep that in mind the next time someone asks you for the time.


I'll dissect, digest, anything you say.

"Make Love is Trendy" Is Trendy

Trends have always been set in humanity, there was always a sense of which ideas were the most popular among the common people. In Rome and China especially, expressive ideas were so often beat down. However, in our weird present-day American ways, individuality is promoted.
"What? We're Not supposed to follow the crowd now?"
This is when we get confused. If the cool thing to do is to go against the flow, then would going against the flow be with the flow? Which way is up? Ah!
Pretty soon, with everybody going with their own ideas, there won't be a trend.
That means that we don't have a flow. Which makes everybody uncool again. The cycles goes on..

What do we do now? Human nature is at risk. I'll tell you what to do.
As everybody "Discovers themselves" Pick one original "Trendy mate". Follow his outlandish trends, like braiding those hairs on your knuckles. Or daydreaming, drawing, and posting on your blog. Those are original.
Then, as society falls apart and everybody becomes unpopular, rise up as the only trend followers (You and your trendy mate) to claim your place as the most popular people in the world.
But the plan has its flaws, and there will always be those old-fashioned kids who follow trends no matter what. Kidnap them.

I made a deviant account. Its what all of the artsy kids do these days.
http://solarpoweredspaz.deviantart.com/


Because my glass half full is running on empty.
n: im gossiping with my friend
s: I'm blogging. Anything juicy?
h: cool cool
n: my friend liked a girl since freshman year and now they dont tallk!
n: hes junior
s: I'd feel like I was wasting my time.
h: i know...
n: sad really
s: Like, "What? I stay loyal to you for all of this time and this is what I get?"

Boinki

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0UmVrKC9hA&feature=related

Natasha caught up to me in posts! Wow, I need to start blogging again.
They won't write themselves, will they?


Inspired by the works of Natasha


Epic Don

Universe>Environment>Humanity>Engrish

Eureka! Isn't that what Greek whosemface said? "I've got it"
The best revolutionary rant that I've come up with for a while, since my "How to live forever" post. Get this:

We all live our high school lives mindlessly learning empty material, stuff that we could never actually put to good use in real life. [Imagine: "You can buy this loaf of bread IFF you can recite the periodic table backwards starting from zinc." *Half of the worlds starves to death.*]
But since time began nomadic peoples have asked the Aztec gods one question, "Which high school field of study is the most advanced, the most useful and most important?"
Imean, everybody has their own opinions, right? Sara Pham prefers literature. I like science.
But I can prove which is most important, not to you, but to the Aztec gods. And Greek whosemface.

Today, we'll be comparing four classes: literature, math, history and science.
Instead of viewing them as four seperate subjects, look at them as if they were interdependant on each other. History is the study of humanity, agreed? Literature is a product of humanity.
"So?"
So without humanity, literature would not exist. Humanity > Engrish

Now, science and math get tricky. When it comes down to things, science is the study of things in our universe. Everything we know about us and our surroundings has rules and is included within the field of science.
But we don't know everything, do we?
In science, rules can change. We can discover things that aren't within our perception, and that perception grows.

Math is the study of the universe itself, or at least the rules incorporated into that. You can't ever change the rules of mathematics, 1+1 will always equal 2.
Thus, Universe>Environment and without what we know about science, Humanity would not exist.

There we go, the most important subject in high school, the only one that will help you during an extraterrestrial abduction, is math.