"Hey, At Least It Isn't Raining Gorilla Balls."

Back to School. Hurrah.
I'm not going to post my schedule, because everybody else does it. Actually, I'm just lazy.

I saw Tif, who gave me a postcard and a map to some art gallery. If delightful surprises were like parasties, she'd be the biological host.


wHY DO KEYBOARDS PUT THEIR CAPS LOCKS SO CLOSE TO THEIR SHIFTS? iT KINDOF GETS TO ME.



B0L0GNABUT T (9:21:03 PM): ""That which does not kill us makes us stronger."
-Friedrich Nietzsche

[Surely he didn't have in mind drugs, french frys, or anti-male enhancement?]




Okay, its been a while since I've ranted.
You get dumped, you didn't make that football team, your dad yells at you for not doing something right and you think to yourself, "Man, my life sucks gorilla balls."
People tend to measure their circumstance based on the quantity of misfortunes of their day. What they fail to realize is ratio of things that could go wrong versus the things that do. It turns out that no matter what happens, you life could suck alot worse. It happens all the time.
For example, I didn't get into the same P.E. class as the one that my other friends were in. I thought it sucked. Gorrila balls, in fact. So I marked it onto the "Things that went bad today" mental list. If I were to get into Corona's class, I wouldn't have marked it on the "Things that went great today" list. I'd take it totally for granted, as a life factor that worked to my advantage.
People do that because too many kickass or average things happen every day to keep track of them. Misfortunes, however, are fewer and easier to count.

Next time something happens, anticipate all the pessimistic things that could happen.
You'll learn to appreciate everything that doesn't involve Gorilla Balls.


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