Why So Seriouss?

As you might have guessed, I watched The Dark Knight.


I had an erotic dream about Tiffany last night. I'm sure you wanna hear about it.
In this dream, Tif and I planned a vacation to Canada. After arriving, we decided that making a house of snow would be much less expensive than renting a hotel. Makes sense, right? We spent hours building this igloo, and right after we finished it these elementary kids attacked us with arrows. We manage to force these kids back to India, and that's when we discovered a dead body. This dead body is frozen in the ice like those ancient barbarians that scientists discover, except that this one is a Chinese monk. In Canada.
So we sent it to the dead body scientists, and they said that it was someone important. We became filthy rich and were recognized as people of awesomeness, and we both eventually died old and happy. The end.

Oh, and naked women would appear randomly throughout the dream. I told you it was erotic.


Hey, I'm Ryan. I like the smell of gasoline. I don't like the smell of bleach. I have a toe fetish.


I was at an airport, and this employee came to help an old lady with her bags. "Hello miss, my name is Jason-"
"Okay, Charley." She replied.