Tie Your Shoes, Cos' You're Trippin'.

Compose the lyrics to a new national anthem that features an animal sound at least once:


Oh say, wtf can you see?
A figure approaching spontaneously.
With a light pink utter, and unsteady knees
Stands the magic cow of liberty.

And although the flag was still in the air
The reason being was quite unfair.
The enemy wouldn't, couldn't touch a flag
That Lady Cow protected with a giant plastic bag.

Oh say, does that star-spangled banner still wave?
Yes, all because Lady Cow was so brave.
So next time you pass by a bolvine, behave.
It may be the grandcow of the country she saved.

Moo.


I was watching this biographical clip of this Olympic swimmer with a simplistic lifestyle. All he did was eat, sleep, and swim. I thought to myself, "Hey, that's the life of Vickie Bounkousohn."